Thursday, November 11, 2010

Dear Britney and Christina

...and other. Just FYI, we realize you are not 16 anymore. And judging by the fact that you both have children, we know you have sex. You are adults now and its okay! Really! However, there should be a limit on the amount of songs you are allowed to write concerning your vagina-how often its used and the variety of ways you use it. Seriously.

Britney, I can understand that you have tried to break out of the mold that was created for you before you even learned to ....well, do anything...but I don't want to know what you do with the "Touch of your Hand." I also used to think that your music was kinda iffy but catchy..and you really knew how to dance...I've seen videos lately of your shows...prancing around in high heels you can barely walk in, waving your arms up and down, and splaying your legs wildly over your head (SLIGHT exaggeration there..heh) for the perfect crotch shot is NOT dancing. It wasn't dancing in '85 when Madonna did it, and its not dancing now.


Dancing??



She used to wear such cute outfits! Now she's bedazzled her undies and jumped onstage! :(



Christina, oh Christina. I love your voice..and I expect so much more from you.
I lived through your "Dirty" stage...mostly because the empowering songs like "Fighter" and "Singing my Song" were so wonderful. The slow wonderful songs like "Hurt," "You Lost Me," "I Am," and others...have a special place in my heart. I'm confused though with your latest choices "Bobble Head," "Elastic Love," and "Woohoo." A person of your talent just shouldn't stoop to that level. Really. Love you, but again, especially with songs like "WooHoo," and "Sex for Breakfast"....TMI. Thanks but no thanks. You have an unbelievable talent..you could grow moles all over your face and stand on stage in a potato sack and I'd still love your voice. There's no need to put a blinky red heart over your wahoo to communicate that you're "Not Your(my)self Tonight," I would have understood that point by listening to the lyrics. Really, its okay to put some clothes on.

The offending blinky heart outfit....lol Her thong underwear and chaps phase (Dirrrrty) didn't bug me! This did! lol



There are others I could include in this lovely post, but alas, I don't have that much time on my hands. I'm all for women empowering themselves and being confident and comfortable with their bodies....I'm not a prude. There is a difference between showing some skin for the sake of art..and showing skin just to be naked. You don't have to be nude to be empowering. Trust me on this.

Examples of outfits that make sense;


Love it!



Classy!


Ladies, you are better than this. You've got talent, you've got brains. Use them. And yes I know I don't really know Britney OR Christina..lol. It's just..seriously, whatever happened to having a little class? Its all you hear about in music anymore...like, I seriously don't care how many people you have slept with (I'm directing this to more of the "Birthday Sex," "Bed Rock," and "Put You to Bed" type of entertainers). I'm sad that I even know those songs. *sniff* *tear* I don't care how many "dollahs" or "Benjamin's" you have. I'm done hearing of your 'shoppin' spree's' and what you 'got up in your grillz.' Okay, I'm treading on over to the male singer territory, and I'm just going to end here..because I could go on for days.
All I ask for is music.
*smiles and mentally plays Christina's cover of "At Last" in my head* Awesome.
Thanks for listening, I've been holding onto this for weeks. I feel better now. lol
The End.

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Christina Aguilera - You Lost Me